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If Freud was alive today he would probably be awesome at telling "Yo Momma" jokes.
I`m really good at making poor decisions. You`re my favorite so far.
Remember, pretty much all of the “tough guys” you see on TV and movies were theater majors in college.
Instead of presidential debates, we should just have a dance-off.
You know when you`re exercising and feel like you could keep going and going? That`s happened to me, only with beer.
Obesity: When you buy a hula-hoop and it fits you.
Cleavage is something you can look down on and approve of at the same time.
I would lose weight, but I hate losing..
If my cats have taught me anything, its how to ignore people.
if i get a friend request from you and your profile picture is a car i`ll asume your a transformer
is experiencing life at a rate of several wtf´s a minute
Buy all your socks in one color - problem of the missing sock solved!
Can I get likes for no reason?
A spider just tried to crawl across my hand and now how do you extract a fork from bone without causing more damage?
"you failed just as much as your dads condom."