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Testing.. Testing.. This is a test. If this were an actual ploy for attention.. I would`ve said "bacon" or "boobies."
Don’t you hate when the person you’re Facebook-stalking never updates anything?
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding… that the other person is a complete idiot!
If electricity comes from electrons… does that mean that morality comes from morons?
Don`t act like your not impressed.
Think of me as an idea. A really, really bad idea.
I was shocked when I heard the local Radio Shack is closing. Mostly because I had no idea we had one.
Can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day
I’m not sure why, but to me Cheerios sound like the happiest of all circular shaped cereals.
Never ask a Leper to "give you a hand", seriously, don`t........................
That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off, and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
It`s the little things in life that count, like pills.
I`m trying to be healthy and grow my own food but I can`t find any Twinkie seeds.
Politeness has become so rare, that some people mistake it for flirting.
If you really can make $10,000 a month working from home why would anyone take the harder job of nailing those signs to trees?