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when she says "size doesn`t matter" what she really means is "I have been disappointed before." :)
So apparently the numbers on the toaster are minutes? I`ve thought for years it was degree of toasty-ness.
Me putting up with you is your Christmas present.
I don`t know where the saying "working like a dog" got started but I`m looking at my dogs daily routine feeling pretty jealous myself.
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
The most important part of being on a gluten free diet is telling everyone about it.
My favorite part of country music is the part where I change the station.
I got in touch with my feminine side today... I made myself a sandwich.
My cat is wearing a cone & has learned to scoop up his food and let it slide into his mouth and it`s giving me serious ideas, folks
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. Made of steel. Twice. From Hulk. On adrenaline rush.
Is it bad when I’m talking to myself and I’m not even listening?
Don`t ask me what I did today, neither of us want to hear it out loud.
I’m back on my feet again!! Wait, false alarm the remote is right here.
FYI: Every Scooby Doo episode would literally be 2 minutes long, if the gang went to the mask store 1st & asked a few questions.
I went shopping for some camouflage trousers earlier. Couldn’t find a pair anywhere.