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I’m gonna make this girl mine….. Right click, Save As….
Sometimes knowing exactly where you are does not make you any less lost.
I told you I was trouble. You should have listened to me instead of staring at my boobs.
It`s like my kids don`t even believe how cool I was in the 80s.
Dont let facebook fool you we aint friends
Don’t trust people that dislike pizza. They’re probably not human.
On a scale of one to crazy, how many cats do you have?
I enjoy romantic scrolls up and down your timeline.
I hate when people try to make small talk on the elevator. "How`s it going?", "How about the weather?", "Where are your pants?".
I wonder whether I can trust doctors with dead plants in the waiting room.
My mind has a mind of its own.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Every photo taken inside my house has at least one laundry basket in the background.
Whether a Vacuum is on or off, it`s always collecting dust.
I snuck popcorn into the movie theatre but they won`t let me use their microwave.