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Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I`m typing this with my middle finger.
You Are The Reason My Middle Finger Was Created.
in 2014 there were times when I annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you and bugged the hell out of you. Today i wanna let you know that i planned to continue with it this year :-)
Worries about the economy grow again after the world`s biggest yacht-selling company announce a drop in sails
My death bed confession is going to be epic!
If you don`t give a f*ck then why you telling everybody?
Somewhere, right this minute, someone is reading this sentence.
You know you`re poor when you sneak into Sam`s Club with some random family just to eat samples for lunch. Yay... Christmas
My grandparents still use encyclopedias to google stuff.
Pretending I`m a pleasent person all day is exhausting.
My life is a constant battle of preventing my muffin top from becoming a pound cake.
My favorite part about your rant on how much you hate social media sites was when you posted it from a social media site.
The lottery gives you a 1 in 20 billion chance you won`t go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5. You play your game and I`ll play mine.
Next time you take your dog for a walk, dress like a cop & pretend to be searching the neighborhood for drugs.
1. Pour milk on floor. 2. Ask which kid did it. 3. Send them to their rooms when they don`t admit it. 4. Enjoy peaceful evening.