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I miss the life I planned in my head.
I`m not mature enough to be in a yoga class.
I don`t get it, no matter how many times I call `shotgun` the cops always put me in the backseat.
If it rains on a dream catcher, does that make it a wet dream catcher?
Just ONCE, I`d like to look deep into your beautiful eyes, and make hot sweet love with you without some pop-up window ruining the mood.
I have the body of a God. Unfortunately, it`s Buddha.
I don’t need a reason to do stupid things, just a venue.
I don’t even know what I don’t know.
You`ve got to love yourself ... Just not in public places
I want my tombstone to say "It didn`t make me stronger."
Now accepting friends that live on a lake and have a boat and/or jet skis
Defies physics: I eat half a pound of food, `purge` 1 pound of it, and then gain five pounds because of it-- WTF?
Apparently taking a nap does not qualify as "doing some undercover work"
I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
Don`t worry about walking a mile in my shows. Try a day thinking in head.