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When I was a kid they didn`t call it "Behavioral Disorders", They called it "Being a little brat".
Cubic Zirconium`s slogan should be: Guys can fake it too!
If we agree, I`m probably being sarcastic ... Or I`m drunk
Put on my workout clothes before going to the donut store just to give the impression I earned this.
In a perfect world Taco Bell would deliver...
I dont know about you guys, but I am amazed Pringles is able to constantly grow the same shaped potato. Science.
"There`s a sleeping person. Let`s go ask it questions." – Children
One day I shall rule the World! Until then, I am going to bed. Good Night :D
When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you`ve been doing since you were 15.
Apparently, you shouldn’t ask your wife if she’s off her meds more than once a week…
Crazy is like diarrhea. You can only hold it in for so long.
Few people have the balls to admit when they`re wrong. Then again, few people have talking balls.
Don`t sell yourself short, in fact, don`t sell yourself at all. I`m pretty sure it`s illegal
If your friends tell you not to give in to peer pressure and you don`t: technically, you did
Why is "Pissed" an expression of being upset? I`ve never been so mad that I pee`d myself.