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Yes, your opinion matters ... But not to me.
Scott Baio is not a part of the Presidential transition team. Iām really disappointed that Charles is not in Charge of anything.
There are two types of people in the world: 1. People who understand and appreciate sarcasm. 2. Morons.
There`s a sense of great satisfaction when I`m the tie breaker between `Funny` and `Not Funny` status updates.
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
Very productive day today, turd-wise
There is no life on earth without water. Because without water, there is no coffee. And without coffee, I`ll kill you all.
feels guilty for not spending more time with my kids. I should really get them a Facebook account.
My mom likes playing this game called `yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can`t hear her`.
Why is it never opportunity that`s knocking? Instead, it`s usually cops with a warrant...
You know nothing about a woman until she`s drunk and mad at you
I just want to point out that I am an Amazon Prime member so it`s about time you guys started treating me with a little respect.
It bothers me when I see tax money wasted on signs telling deer where to cross the road.
Remembering to remember is always the first thing I forget.
Have you ever noticed that half way through the ColonialPenn insurance commercial, Alex Trebek tries to pull a Jedi-Mind-Trick on us.... "This is the insurance you are looking for." (I didn`t get enough sleep last night.)