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That awkward moment when you give the same Hallmark card two years in a row.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
Didn`t ya`ll know awkward moments existed before? Damn, its like the Yolocaust all over again...
Every time I see a safety warning on a product I can`t help think to myself how natural selection has failed us once again...
If you go shopping at Walmart and no one stares at you as you walk by, you`re one of them.
I only seem to remember I want to lose weight after eating 6 cookies.
First Rule of Camping: Put up the tent before you start drinking.
How can I learn to be more patient? (I`m only interested in quick-fix solutions with immediate results please)
Girls, dont read this please: Hey guys, isn`t it funny how our wives/or girlfirends really think that we care what they did that day? lol.....it never gets old.
If you are offended by the words "In God We Trust" on your money, then send it to me. I don`t mind it at all.
take a left on crazy, keep going until you hit insane. Follow that down to lunatic, turn right on insomnia, way past retarded and there you are @ my place!
I`m Outdoorsy, as in I like to get drunk and pass out in the yard....
I`ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.!!
A guy had his whole left side torn off, the doctor said he`s all right.
Sometimes, when my husband has a day off, I like to bring the TV remote with me to work.