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whats the difference between a dog and a fox????? six shots
My eye problems starts on Mondays and ends on Friday evening. I see clearer after the fourth bottle.
Ladys have it easy, if they ever do start to loose an argument they can just start playing with their boobs
I tend to avoid things that make me look fat. You know like scales, mirrors and photographs
I have one question about Insanity, "Are we there yet"?
I’m sorry I slapped you. It’s just you seemed like you weren’t going to stop talking and I panicked.
I`m getting older but I still have my moments...though I don`t always remember where I put them
Women aren’t that complicated. They just want an honest and genuine guy who will give them insincere compliments they might not deserve.
People who say, “Happy New Year” to you on the 4th of January are not really your friends.
They might as well put "Uhhh..." in front of every item on drive-thru menus.
I know there are some people we say were dropped on their heads as babies. But there are others that were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall & fell out the window.
When I die, bury me with a pack of smokes, no light. Where I`m going, there will have plenty of free fires to light from.
According to serving sizes tonight, I`m a family of 4.
Just saw the previews for the movie Taken 3, you would think by now he would`ve gave his daughter self-defense and gun lessons?
change your birthday on facebook to today, see how many people say happy birthday for APRIL FOOLS!!!! lol