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I`m not saying I`m lazy, but someone wrote "wash me" on my car so I just wrote back "nah"
Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons. Other times, we just hug.
Like this if you’re “never drinking again.”
If the TV show "Cops" has taught me anything, it`s to stay away from people with blurry faces....... they always seem to attract trouble.......
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Sorry, everyone, it looks like my Facebook account was hacked by tequila last night...
When I was a kid I remember I fell asleep in the couch and woke up in the bed, now I fall asleep in the couch and wake up on the floor.
and alcohol are now friends.
Facebook is not so bad once you block your family and friends.
Neil Armstrong lands on the moon: 5 pictures. Girl goes to Bathroom: 47 pictures.
You are right when you realize you were wrong.
Lazy Rule #23 :No Shower Is Needed, If your Not Going Anywhere...
If your girlfriend has $15 and you have $30, your girlfriend actually has $45.
What`s wrong with having your mind in the gutter all the time?! If it weren`t for the gutter, my mind would be homeless!!!
My last thought in life will probably be ” I wonder what happens if I touch this?”