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We got about 5-6 inches of snow here in the last 24 hrs, or, according to men, we got 8 inches.
Ahhh another Monday at work...... I`m having as much fun as a colorblind person playing Twister!
Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.
I`m in a good place right now. Not emotionally....just that I`m at the liquor store.
I may or may not have just tried unlocking the wrong car for 15 minutes.
Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot them?
I just got off the couch and I think I accidentally did yoga or some $hit.
It`s not difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart. One will see you in a while whereas the other will see you later.
I just ate what I thought was a feta cheese crumble from my salad off my shirt. Turns out it was deodorant. So how`s your day going?
I`m worried that my guardian angel is a crack head.
Instead of cleaning the house I just watch an episode of Hoarders and I think WOW, my house really looks great.
I`ve been hitting "remind me later" for about the last 4 years on Adobe.
Hush little laptop don`t you cry,mumma gonna find you some more wifi.
Apparently, "I Know" is not a good answer when your friend tells you how good his girlfriend is in bed.
I eat my gummy bears 2 at a time ..no one should die alone