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Just because it`s a bad idea, doesn`t mean it`s not going to be a good time.
I may not have great parenting skills, but in my defense the kids don`t have great childing skills either.
I have no fear of heights. I do, however have a fear of falling from heights.
My medical ID bracelet says "just let it happen"
Hummingbirds are just regular birds that can`t remember the lyrics.
Well, if anything, the Mayans did teach us one valuable lesson. If you don`t finish something...it`s really not the end of the world.
Here Friday Friday...come on...hurry up! Oh no you don`t! You come when I call you damn it! Get your a$$ over here. ... good boy!
I have Beer.
I drink because people talk.
Don’t bother flirting with the girl from accounting, she knows how much money you really make.
i wonder if fish get thirsty .
My wife was so sick this morning that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast.
To all who called into work drunk today. Happy St Patrick`s Day.
Do a little dance... Drink a lot of rum... Fall down tonight...
My whole life is based on a true story...