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You guys can laugh at my cargo pants all you want, but I just walked out of Taco Bell with 350 sauce packets.
Why does the need to pee intensify by million when you are trying to unlock the door to your house.
And we all have that one friend who has more blonde moments than an actual blonde.
Survival rule #1: You go first.
The awkward moment when you’re that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.
When you upload photos to Fb, i`d appreciate it if you tagged your hot friends ... It makes stalking them MUCH easier, thank you!
One man`s girlfriend is another man`s password.
I can cope with voices in my head but the voices outside my head drive me crazy
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I`m cute, I would have 1 dollar ... thanks mom.
Why do people post pictures of missing people on facebook?...like we are going outside.
I see your Full House and I raise you 3 episodes of Home Improvement. -Me, not knowing how to play poker, but loving 90`s TV
You know its Monday when your left eye wont open and your right eye is twitching.
Why are there no owls here? I Was lead to believe there would by owls here. #hooters
I wanna be rich enough to have 11 little people who run out of my closet every morning dressed as a nascar pit crew to make my bed really fast.
I put the PRO in inappropriate!