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It’s annoying when Netflix keeps stopping to buffer. Stupid neighbors just won’t upgrade their WiFi.
Oh no! I have to enter my date of birth to view this explicit content! Damn this internet security!
Invite me to your wedding . Invite me to go have fun , but please stop inviting me to your farm .
If someday we all go to prison for downloading Movies and TV shows, I just hope they split us up by genre.
I`m not sure if life is passing me by or trying to run me over.
The only thing I hate about beer is that there`s absolutely nothing I hate about beer... :)
Chili for breakfast. Cause I hate my Co-workers.
Somebody tell me how "Rub a dub dub, 3 men in a tub" became a nursery rhyme?
I bet wrecking ball operators are some of the happiest people in the world.
I met a lady named Polly once. She didn`t care for crackers, nor my sense of humor.
If the shoe fits, wear it. And if these shoes belong to someone else, walk away briskly.
My boss told me that if I can`t show up sober then don`t bother coming to work tomorrow. Three day weekend!
Once again its friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week....
Hey, car designers, you have kids, right? How is "limo window partition" between the front and back seat not an option yet?
Sorry I shouted "MORTAL KOMBAT!" when you started arguing with your husband at the grocery store