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Everytime I see “ROFL”… I think of Scooby Doo trying to say “waffle”.
Let´s drink tequila till you don´t remember what I suggest next..
I hate it when people come to MY house, knock on MY door then have the nerve to ask me why I`m not wearing pants.
I don`t always have awkward moments, but when I do I make sure I write them on Facebook so my friends know how awkward they were.
Its a shame I don`t have 5 incomes to go with my 5 personalities.. Damn free loaders
I don`t regret burning bridges. I regret that some people weren`t on those bridges when I burned them.
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? ;)
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing aggravates them so much. But if you really want to piss them off tell them you will pray for their souls.
My boss doesn’t like it when I play slavery songs at work….
I never run with scissors. (those last two words were unnecessary.)
one day a man seen a fairy, and asked.... could you make me irresistible to all women.... so she turned him into a credit card. :`D
I`m laying on my yoga mat making up fake poses to fit my current activity level. Right now I`m in "downward facing chalk outline".
LIFE always offers you a second chance,its called TOMORROW
Days that I don’t have to care about my appearance are my favorite days.
People who say you can´t buy happiness just don´t know where to shop.