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Just found some old sex coupons I got from an ex for my b-day. Any of you ladies take competitor`s coupons?
I always laugh at myself. If I didn´t, everyone else would be having fun without me.
To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present....They are due back at the library today.
To everybody that is single don`t worry you will have your day ... Palm Sunday is just around the corner
I remember, once upon a time... for about 2 seconds... about 13 years ago... I almost gave a damn.
whenever i`m bored I just expect at any moment for the Koolaid man to break through my wall and take me on a deliciously refreshing adventure!
Australian kiss. It`s kind of like a French kiss, but down under.
My brother didnt take kindly to jail. He refused food & drink, and smeared feces on the walls. That`s the last time we`re playing Monopoly.
I honestly don’t care if you think I’m crazy. You’re just a figment of my imagination anyway.
Stupid people who suddenly make a smart decision have no idea how confusing that is for the rest of us.
dont love..dont hurt...keep doing flirt..:)
We can land a rover on an asteroid, but they can`t make a can of shaving cream that doesn`t spill 1/10th of it`s contents after every use.
They say do what you love & the money will follow. I love doing nothing. We`ll see.
U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. how many fish do you have?? stop counting smart one fish can`t drown
A guy had his whole left side torn off, the doctor said he`s all right.