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Have some fun with your life...call in sick to places you dont even work at.
Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown it’s all panic and screaming.
Never make decisions when you are angry....or horny.
If you can’t face it, moon it.
I am totally lacking the "zippity" part of my "do dah day."
Progress is made by lazy people looking for an easier way to do things
I swear my bed just whispered "Please Don`t go."
Fact: No woman has ever shot a man while he is doing the dishes!
Fire at will! Oh, it`s you, Bob! Fire at Bob!"
Velcro, what a rip-off!
Boys will be boys. Girls will be girls. Koalas will be koalas. Just about everything will be the things they are. That`s how this works.
I`m bored, I think I`ll ask my boyfriend if I look fat. - women
"If Donald Duck doesn`t have to wear pants than neither do I!"- Me getting drunk at Disney World.
Something tells me that girl with the word "Princess" tattooed on her neck isn`t really Royalty.
I prefer to think outside the box because things can get very dark inside it.