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Slut: desirable woman who has sex with someone other than yourself.
Lake Superior really needs to lose the attitude.
Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.
You just dont know how dumb you are until you get a little smarter
Girls are like roads, the more curves, the more dangerous they are.
I`ve been taking viagara for my sunburn........ It doesn`t cure it...... but it does keep the sheets off my legs at night.
When I said I wanted to take it slow, I meant your life.
Due to the rise in the economy, the position 69 will now be 96, due to the higher cost of eating out.
I was just thinking…Then I thought “why?”... So there will be no more thinking today.
We can put laser-equipped robots on Mars, but wrinkled dollar bills still don’t work in vending machines?
I still like going into Burger King and ordering a McWhopper and a McFry.
The man who created the Thesaurus has died. He`ll be fondly remembered, commemorated, memorialized, recalled and recollected.
They should make a "How It`s Made" episode on how "How It`s Made" is made.
Several decisions I make on a daily basis hinge upon the question "illegal or just frowned upon?"
You washed your hands? Be honest. Your hands washed each other, and you just watched like a sick freak.