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It’s called “Karma” and it’s pronounced [hah hah fuhk yoo]!!
You`re not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU`RE RICH
It`s Friday! High-five some sh!t!
I’m classically trained in the art of Nintendo.
"Why haven`t you been answering my pigeons?" - 17th century sext
The majority of Americans support sending Congress to Syria.
Johnny : Pull my finger Tommy : No Johnny: "Come Bro Do IT!!" Tommy : fine ... Johnny : *SNEEZE IN THE FACE*
I thought `Pokemon` was a Jamaican Porn... My bad...
Want someone to stop texting you? Sleep with them.
News flash! someone just found Carmon Sandiego!
Who ever snuck the s in "fast food" was a clever little bastard!
The reason why women will never be the ones to propose is because as soon as she gets on her knees, he will start unzipping his pants
new years resolution #1: stop losing the powerball
If by "crunches" you mean the sound potato chips make when you chew them, then yes, I do crunches.
My dog is eating. I`m sitting next to her, staring intently at her, making her obviously uncomfortable. Yeah, how`s THAT feel, mutt?