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Ambulance is spelled backwards on the front so when you look in your rearview mirror you don`t confuse it with the other giant siren cubes.
A sure fire way to lose an afternoon, is to help a friend out when he says "come on it will only take a half hour to fix"
You left a note on the fridge saying "This isn`t working. Goodbye" but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don`t get it.
IM LOST! I`ve gone to look for my self. If u see me, tell me to wait here till I get back.
so I got really drunk last night, but I was good and took a bus home. the only problem I have now is I dont remember where I put the keys to the bus.
There are many different ways one can save energy, but my favorite by far is this recliner.
I don`t see the point of sex if the neighbours don`t hear it.
When you’re old, my kids will be in charge. I’m so, so sorry.
Instead of “single” as a relationship option, it should read “independently owned and operated”
I`m going to start a band called "Free Beer" because when people see a sign that says "Free Beer Tomorrow at 9PM" everyone is going to be there.
NASCAR pit crews are always retiring. Let it sink in: now laugh
Let’s be the generation that stops putting things in our butts and having to go to the emergency room to get them taken out, shall we?
Little known fact: Walt Disney was the inventor of modern day text talk "M - I - C... C u real soon... K - E - Y... Y? Because we like u"
I really like this new reality show "Neighbor Without Drapes"
Have you ever loved someone so much, you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and all to yourself? Well, apparently its called kidnapping