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It`s not so much blowing my diet as preventing the fudgesicles from developing freezer burn.
I am currently unsupervised ... I know, it freaks me out too. But the possibilities are endless!
i hate not being able to correct the typo i just made in my previous statues update......DAMN IT! I JUST DID IT AGAIN!
Did 4 push ups & 2 sit ups then ate 4 doughnuts & drank 2 beers. It`s called balance people!
I’m drinking while I work out…I call it Bacardio.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them an extra bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
My walk of shame is going back for a shopping cart after realizing I can`t carry 23 items in my arms through the store.
Two things I am thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid certain family and friends
The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.
you know what`s funny? Obviously neither do I or I would have posted it.
Why do people have to get ready for bed? I’m always ready for bed
Thanks, autocorrect. I`m sure she`s dying to know about my huge peninsula.
My favorite mythical creature is the happy b*tch in tampon commercials.
I’m so old, I can remember going through a whole day without taking a picture of anything.
3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier`s face: Priceless!:D