Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa.
I miss the life I planned in my head.
In today`s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
Sometimes I wonder if that kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught the fish yet.
E-Cigs. The great taste of water vapor, the cool look of blowing a flashlight.
Had a nice, relaxing weekend. I now have ample energy to hate Monday and most of Tuesday.
That awkward moment when u start telling a story only to realise no one is listening so you slowly fade out and pretend to have said nothing.
Can anyone recommend a few thousand books on hoarding?
Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I kept to myself.
I look at you and think "why has no-one hit you with a shovel yet?"
I should go to sleep but the Internet needs me.
Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for 2.
Ok everyone enough of your "family" time, come back to the internet. We are your real family.
The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.
No, I CAN’T believe how early it’s getting dark. After 4 billion years of this happening I was sure this would be the year it didn’t.