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Are you watching too much T.V but not doing enough reading? Turn your subtitles on.
If the sprayer in the sink can`t get it off and the dishwasher can`t get it off then I assume it`s just meant to be a part of the pan.
Sorry, kids. It appears ninjas ate all of our Halloween candy.
Currently helping my girlfriend look for her chocolates that I ate 5 hours ago...
I let a girl go through my phone recently so a colonoscopy really doesn’t scare me anymore.
In my defense, your honor, he had the keyboard clicking sound on his phone turned on
Sometimes putting on pants is the hardest part of my day.
My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell, well he actually told me to eat "less McDonalds" but I`m pretty sure I know what he meant.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but your waiter doesn`t really think your choice was excellent.
Be careful on how tough you are on your kids....Strict parents create sneaky children.
Hooters does have hot girls, but the Subway girls are the real wife material.
If it weren`t for marriage,,, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
Having to cash in my State Quarter Collection`s map for gas money is reaching a new low.
I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at a floor and think, "I`d so tap that."
Nothing says you mean business more than putting on a bib before you eat a girl out