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We all have that funny voice we use when talking to dogs, babies... and idiots!
What`s the right age to stop running naked from the bedroom to the bathroom?
People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.
I would like to be a Disney Princess...You know, where I have random animals showing up to help with the housework!
MIDDLE EAST: How can we stop ISIS? EUROPE: How can we save our economy? AMERICA: What color is this dress?!
The best curve on a woman is her smile :) ...Hahahaha lmao! No I`m kidding, it`s her boobs.
The only difference between Black Friday and a zombie apocalypse is that zombies don`t care if you get the last iPad Mini.
Before telling me to listen to my heart you may want to check that it isn`t telling me to kick you in the shin!
Pumpkin for sale! [slightly used]
I successfully cleared a path from the front door to the TV. Now I can watch Hoarders.
People who say "I hate to bother you" need to learn to hate it a little bit more.
My wife says I should use the term "make love" instead of "f*ck.". What the make love is she talking about?
Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing.
If our phones were really smart, they would tell us to get off of Facebook and do something meaningful or constructive with our lives.
I don`t know karate, but I do know crazy, and I`m not afraid to use it.