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What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
that awkard moment when someone`s laugh is actually funnier than the joke
You`re not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU`RE RICH
I’m a really down to earth guy because, you know, gravity.
Basically the way it works is I tell myself I`m not going to eat too much and then I eat too much.
Alcohol is never the answer. Unless someone asked me, "What are you doing this weekend?"
I ignored your Facebook friend request because there isn`t a "Hell no!" button.
So what if I`m single now ... I mean it can`t be that hard to boil toast, can it?
L`oréal`s mascara makes your lashes 60% longer? Wow! They should make condoms.
I`m so hungry I could eat without looking down at my phone.
It’s amazing how everyone cries for free speech until someone says something that they don’t like.
I find myself highly addicted to books as of late. Once I start coloring the first few pages I can`t stop....
The Family Reunion went pretty good until they all figured out that I wasn`t related to any of them
I hear they designed the newest iPhone to fit perfectly in your hand, right where your money used to be.
This bottle of beer is not only delicious,,,, It also contains almost 10% of my daily requirement of beer...