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There should be a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
The best part about living in a small town is when I don`t know what I`m doing, someone else does.
Our phone falls, we panic... our friends fall, we laugh.
Ever wonder why divorces are expensive? Because they are worth it!
I love asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because I`m still looking for ideas.
Another day....another 0.2% of a dollar
You had me at "do we need to stop at the liquor store on the way to your place"
Dreams are like pictures. I don`t care about yours unless I`m in them.
Now reached the age where getting lucky is what happens when I can remember where I set my glasses down at
Some girls post the most depressing love sh!t that even I`m starting to miss their ex!!!
College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
Money isn`t the key to happiness ... Wait a minute, I`ll just pay to have a key made.
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.
I`m just like you ... Only smarter and better looking.
You seem awesome. I can`t wait to find out what I hate about you.