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I love you with all my thighs. I would say my heart, but my thighs are much bigger.
It`s funny how when you post a status and some people think it`s about them..Hahahaha it was.
Relieved to finally get a new microchipped debit card that provides added security to protect the $13.68 in my checking account.
Was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently, "A way out" wasn`t the right answer...
Ah man... i don`t have any notifications... better go check another computer
If you have attention deficit disorder, throwing boomerangs isn`t for you.
Just once I’d like to see someone dropkick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter.
Has marriage been on Mythbusters yet?
Never underestimate a girl’s ability to find things out.
In order to get my teenagers attention I shut off the WiFi router and wait for them in the room it`s in.
There is 2 address we will always know by heart, 1: Our Own, and 2: P. Sherman 42 wallyby way Sydney!
When it comes to speaking Spanish I know the essentials. "Taco, nacho, burrito, cheeto, frito & no comprendo."
I feel like we really lowered our expectations of what constitutes magic when we began using it to describe markers
Guy on plane: So, where are you going? Me: I`m guessing it`s the same place you`re going.
"kill it before it lays eggs" - is my standard suggestion to any problem