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If running on a treadmill was the only way to recharge our phones we would be the healthiest mofos on the planet.
There are so many scams on the Internet now these days, but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them.
Bored? Find group photo of 4 women. Comment "You 3 look incredible!!"
I want to grow my own food but no one makes pizza seeds.
A coworker wouldn`t stop bragging about her upcoming trip to Hawaii, so I emailed her a bunch of pictures of plane crashes.
How to cure a headache: 1. Drink a glass of water. 2. Take 10 deep breathes. 3. Give headache your credit card & tell her to go to the mall.
Learn a lesson from your dog. No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that crap and move on.
Every member of my family is polite & courteous which I why our pantry has 17 boxes of cookies that contain exactly one remaining cookie
Yes, that`s correct. And the horse you rode in on.
I tried sniffing coke once but the ice cubes kept getting sucked in my nose!
I try not to brag but I`m really quite good at Yoga. I`m not flexible or anything but I am a master of that "Empty Your Mind" part
Bored? Simply send a text message to a random number saying..."I`m Pregnant!"
I accidentally did yoga once when I couldn`t reach the toilet paper.
I`m 50% sure this cross eyed guy is starring at my tits.
I went to the Dr today with severe headaches .. he asked if I suffered from any memory loss. I said "How the F would I know?"