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Teamwork is just another way of saying we will soon be sharing in the blame equally.
Don’t tell me what to do unless you’re naked.
Calm down! I`m not officially late until I actually get there.
Just remember, If we get caught you`re deaf and I don`t speak English.
why waste your brain cells to think of a comment when you can just like someone else`s?
I am now convinced that the homeless people have all of the shopping carts that do not have the wobbly wheels.
Overwhelming scientific evidence suggests a startling number of people are capable of ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence.
hey single people..tomorrow is officially `rebound day` after all the ridiculously high romantic expectations end in `epic fail`
It`s that time of year again, to reflect and remember how much I love my tax deductions. Kids... I meant my kids.
I`m CDO. It`s like OCD but the letters are in alphabetical order. LIKE THEY SHOULD BE!!!
It`s remarkable how much I can get done out of sheer spite.
“Star Wars” fans are very upset that the story line of the upcoming new “Star Wars” movie has been leaked. Apparently the movie starts with R2-D2, Chewbacca, and Han
In the morning there`s a huge difference between 6:00 and 6:05.
If other employees are taking four fifteen minutes smoke break a day, I should most certainly be allowed a one hour nap time.
I`ve got worms !!!! ......... worms in me garden