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Why do people say ”I saw it with my own eyes.” Do they sometimes use other peoples eyes?
I just researched the medicinal name for Viagra..... MYCOXAPHAYLYN
Got into a vicious battle with quite possibly the World`s Largest Spider. The outcome? Well, I`m updating my Facebook status this morning.... He isn`t.
Why do I get the feeling that a lot of you are using Facebook as a substitution for prescription meds?
This girl says she wants me to butter her muffin.. I don’t even know what that means but now I’m hungry.
Is beer cheaper off the kids menu
Looking back.. I think I preferred you when I didn`t know you...
There are now 4 sides to every story. Yours, mine, the truth & the Internets version.
Hello is this HP? I’d like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet and you sent me a printer.
Not all country music is terrible. If you can get past the lyrics about trucks, mud, farms and cows... It`s actually not too bad.
We`re up to Fast n Furious #6. Shouldn`t they just create a weekly TV series?
I spent 2 hours cleaning this kitchen. Mess it up and I will cut you! ... Love MOM
People think that a girl`s dream is to find her perfect guy & be with him forever... That`s Crap! A girl`s dream is to eat without getting fat.
I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes, “Man, you’re such a Cheetah!” and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever.
Why do people say "Tuna Fish sandwich?" That`s like saying "Chicken Bird sandwich."