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Let`s sleep in until it`s time to go to bed again
I’ve probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge.
"Probiotic" sounds a lot better than "bacteria infested"
I`m at the age where I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don´t know when.
Yoga pants are just push up bras for your butt.
The lyrics for "hush little baby" are basically saying "I will buy you anything if you just shut the hell up"
If you win a years supply of calendars, you would only win 1 calendar.
Five little words that will win my heart, "I brought beer and pizza."
... and so begins another failed hundred or so attempts at trying to write the correct year on anything I date.
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
Live For Today… Plan For Tomorrow… Party Tonight!
Ahh..Monday, so we meet again ... You dirty bitch!!
If you see me out somewhere and act like you didn`t, you should know that I ignored you first.