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Going to drink straight from the carton because I`m a badass!
Roses are red vilouts are blue your moms beautiful what happened to you!
I will write something profound ... subsoil!
I don`t like people who can`t make fun of themselves. It means more work for me.
The most important part of being on a gluten free diet is telling everyone about it.
The problem with plants is that you have to water them… like more than once apparently.
Oh cool! ... I really do not care.
Soccer is just like my sex life. Long periods of time with no action followed by pure shock & surprise by all parties involved when I score.
Somebody told me I`m horrible with names.
Why do cops get mad when other cops have jurisdiction over a case? I`d be like cool I`m going home to eat.
Can anybody PLEASE tell me where you buy Common Sense?? I know several people that need some!!!
Redneck WORD OF THE DAY: WATER My girlfriend gets mad and I don`t even know water problem is!
My wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don`t try to run her life and I don`t try to run mine.
For the past 3 years I have been planning to write an article on Procrastination!!!
Still have not used all the free hours from my AOL start up disk