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Still not 100% clear on whether French Montana is a person or a steakhouse special.
I do 5 situps every morning. I know it doesn`t sound like much, but there`s only so many times one can hit the "snooze" button......
I`m starting to think the Hangover Fairy and the Angel of Death are the same person.
I got a letter from my crush on Valentine`s Day. Well, technically it`s a restraining order but still....
I grew up for this?
Somebody needs to invent a voice-activated refrigerator on wheels.
I’ve been reading a lot about how to live and eat healthier and then not doing anything with that information.
Hey chicks that only post inspirational shit: we know you`re nuts.
Don’t jump to confusions.
Not sure what my spirit animal is, but I am sure it has rabies
I’m convinced that the employees of McDonalds were just customers who could pay and are working off their bills.
Big shout-out to slugs for doing everything a snail does but without a helmet.
You don’t truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine.
You think having periods is hard? ... Try being on a 24 hour killstreak on Call of Duty with itchy balls.
If Wendy`s think their square burgers are so awesome, why don`t they use square buns?