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Hair pulling during sex is hot ... unless the whole wig comes off.
Before we start this relationship, I am going to need you to explain a few pics in your Facebook albums.
With everything going on lately... I`ve got a lot of serious thinking to do! Oops....Did I say "Thinking".... I meant "Drinking"!!
I`ve found that the best web designers in the world are spiders.
I don`t exactly have a "to do" list. I have what you might call "If I ever log off Facebook and feel like getting around to doing it" list.
Career goal: Being successful enough to add bacon to my burger without asking how much more it costs.
I’m not saying don’t trust the internet but there’s an alarming discrepancy between the number of ipads I’ve won & the number of ipads I own.
Life is NOT like a box of chocolates. It`s more like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, can burn your a$$ tomorrow.
If anyone ever tells you your dreams are silly, remember there`s a millionaire walking around that invented the pool noodle.
A show called the view shouldn`t hurt your eyes
When in doubt, procrastinate.
I think you people lied to me...exactly how much of this hair of the dog do I have to eat before this hangover goes away?
At funerals instead of crying, I tie the dead person’s shoe laces together. It’s not stupid. What if he comes back as a zombie?
I’m trisexual, as in, I’ll try to have sex with you.
It`s weird how many people at my office are named "Hey."