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Million dollar idea: Pills that you can take with alcohol.
why hello there stalker! Enjoying my profile?(=
You tell me I`m crazy, the voices tell me I`m not. 4 against 1, so........
I guess “Trying to be” isn’t really the answer the doctor was looking for when he asked if I was sexually active.
You are living proof that the Lord is testing me.
Why is it that whenever you dial a wrong number, somebody always answers?
I see you`ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn`t be allowed to talk
An apple a day will keep anyone away ... if thrown hard enough.
PRO TIP: If you walk around the mall hitting kids in the face with the shopping bags, your wife won`t make you carry them.
Mom in poetic mood ....Asked me to express emptiness .... I showed her my wallet ........ n m cheek still burns .... :-p :-p
The only reason I keep people`s phone numbers in my phone is to avoid their calls..
My diet could best be described as, "unchaperoned child at a birthday party."
Sure, I`ll show up at your Halloween Party... I`ll be coming as the invisible man....
According to the customer service, the cable guy should be here sometime between 10:00 a.m. and the return of Christ.