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Why can`t braille just be in the shape of the letters?
I used to wake up feeling like a million bucks. Now I wake up feeling like a bounced check.
These ‘energy saving’ light-bulbs are bullsh!t. They take just as much effort to screw in as the ordinary ones.
I imagine a world where whining on Facebook is illegal.
Before McDonald`s I bet "don`t buy cheeseburgers from a clown" was a pretty hard and fast rule.
How about a T.V. show that just explains the backstory on all of the "For External Use Only" warning labels.
Friends with benefits? What, like you can provide dental insurance?
Old video games couldn`t be won. They just got harder and harder until you died. Just like real life.
It only takes 3.5 inches to please a woman, it doesn`t matter if its Visa or Mastercard.
I Got so Drunk Last Night ,.I Walked Across the Dance Floor to Get Another Drink, and I Won the DANCE COMPETITION...!!
I am upping my standards.. so up yours!
Apparently telling the airline stewardess that airplane food is "da bomb dat hijacked my tastebuds" is not considered a compliment......
in wine there is wisdom. in beer there is freedom. in water there is... umm bacteria
If you get pulled over, ignore the cop and tell him that your mommy told you not to talk to strangers.
You find it offensive? ... I find it funny ... That`s why I`m happier than you.