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Hi, welcome to adulthood! You`ll be constantly tired except for right before you need to go to sleep.
That awkward moment when you try to zoom in on Instagram and remember that you’re an idiot.
Shout out to Pringles for never giving us a half can of air.
For Sale. Old batteries, free of charge.
Someone said to me earlier, "Your face looks very familiar". I said, "I know, I`ve had it a long time."
May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.
I`ve been told that I can be condescending... that means that I tend to talk down to people.
"Go left at the chopsticks in the road" - Chinese directions
The day I understand females will be the day i`ll be officially known as Jesus
Some Facebook friends are like ghost you dont see them but you know their there
Happy Monday!! I`m gonna sit this one out.
Well, all I have to say is TGIF. (Post this on any day but Friday to get comments)
My package finally came today. this is awesome....it means I have bubble wrap to play with
The human body is amazing... You breathe in oxygen and it converts it into sarcasm.
You know when dogs sticks their heads out of a moving car window, bite at the air and it looks like fun? I tried it. It is.