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I get in this weird mood where I don`t want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone. I call this mood `Awake`
Every woman needs a shoulder to cry on, a shoulder to lean on and a shoulder to hold her bra strap on!!!
Women have a lot more experience dealing with bloodstains than men. Men are convicted of murder a lot more than women. Coincidence?
No heel is too high when pointed up at the ceiling.
“Single and ready to mingle” is the fancy way of saying “Alone and desperate”
Just realized I have more in common with Garfield than I have with most people
So many people are making history right now. but me, I`m deleting history from my browser.
All I ask for is a chance to prove money can`t make me happy.
All i ever see on facebook is LBR, TBH, LMS, and all that other crap...
Scent is the sense most tied to memory. "Common" is the sense least tied to people.
Have you ever listened to somebody speak and wonder who ties their shoelaces for them?
Today I sent out a text saying, “Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?” 12 people called me…I need smarter friends.
Thank God for Facebook otherwise we would never know what fireworks look like.
When one door closes it`s probably because someone shut it.
People who sit and talk while their pizza is gets cold gives me anxiety.