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Of course it`s you. If it was me I wouldn`t even bring it up.
Saw a billboard ad for potato chips that proudly claimed "There`s a lot of pride in every bag!" Hmmm...is "pride" another word for "air"?
if the shoe fits wear it , if it too tight take it off
So many feelings today. Mostly hunger.
I`ve found if you tuck one part of a pants leg into your sock, people expect less of you.
Studies show that 99% of Dans are not "the man."
So, when people say "LOLZ", does that mean they laughed themselves to sleep?
Being normal? Ugh. I can`t imagine how awful that must be.
Today in my local cemetery I came across the grave of Arthur Wynne the inventor of the crossword puzzle. For those that want to know where he is buried it`s 6 down and 4 across.
The only thing worse than having it rain after you wash your car is have to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
I might wake up early and go running but I also might win the lottery the odds are about the same
Everything I need to know in life I learned in kindergarten... if you poop your pants they let you go home.
My doctor is concerned about my high blood pressure. I told him, next time, don`t leave me sitting in the waiting room for two hours.
If you love something,, let it go..... That`s EXACTLY what I`ve done with my body....
Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.