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I shouldn`t play with Legos!? It says "Ages 7 & Up". 30 is higher than 7. Instead of calling me immature, you need to go take a math class.
A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When i quized him on it, he reckoned he could stop aaaany time . . . .
Why don`t prison inmates just use liquid soap?
I hate it when I put on my apple bottom jeans and cannot find my boots with da fur!!
Sometimes not being in control is the most awesome feeling in the world.
whenever I take my clothes off the shower usually gets turned on
If I agreed with you we´d both be wrong.
If a worker gets fired & banned from the Lego company, have they been "blocked"?
Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
I’m back on my feet again!! Wait, false alarm the remote is right here.
That annoying moment when a package says "easy open" and you need scissors, a knife, a gun, and a lightsaber just to open it.
News flash! someone just found Carmon Sandiego!
Whenever I see a woman breastfeeding in public, my first reaction is to get in line.
There`s a Bullying Support Group meeting, tomorrow night at 8 ... You`d better f*cking be there.
My girlfriend says I need to grow up. I think she`s just angry I didn`t give her the password to my pillow fort.