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I wonder what “don’t touch” is in Braille....
Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.
I can`t wait to meet that special someone who will eventually ignore me.
I give 2 star movies 5 stars on Netflix because if I sat through this piece of sh!t, I want you to as well.
I`m about as lost as lesbian on ChristianMingle.com
If at first you don`t succeed then you`re a loser...
People who say watching golf on TV is boring have obviously never listened to golf on the radio
Alcohol doesn`t make you fat, it makes you lean..........against tables, chairs, walls, and garbage cans.
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great
The internet...turning cowards into tough guys daily.
I’m not a “stalker”. I want to make sure you’re okay at all times. You can look at me as an unpaid bodyguard.
My internet was down for almost 4 mins,im ok but the 911 operator was a total b**ch about it!
Son, you don`t get anything in life without trying hard and working for it. Now be quiet, there about to announce the lottery results...
Of course women have cleaner minds than men. They change them much more often
Learned a lesson from my dog tonight ... No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that sh1t and move on.