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WORST.... APOCALYPSE..... EVER.....
Pepper spray: The perfect way to end an annoyingly long conversation.
Girl: What`s the plan, get me drunk and take advantage of me. Boy: Good, you`ve done this before
Types of like on facebook: 1.Stalker like. 2.Crush like. 3.I wanna bang you like. 4.Agree like 5.Pity like.
So much to say. So not drunk enough to say it.
so, on a scale of one is to seven, which letter of the alphebet is your favourite colour?
Having a toddler is like harboring a bipolar, schizophrenic, incontinent, adorable, tiny dictator.
Don`t care what your religious or political beliefs are, if you`re male or female, young or old. I will tackle you hard for that last donut.
You are intriguing. You require further stalking, sorry I mean investigation.
You can tell a lot about someone by whether they read HP as horsepower or hit points.
Law and Order is just Blue`s Clues for adults.
I only seem to remember I want to lose weight after eating 6 cookies.
A few bad decisions really liven up a boring day.
Your cat doesn`t love you. If it were bigger it would eat you.
They called themselves geologists because stoners was already taken.