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I`ve polished the mirror in the bathroom so much, you can see your face in it.
is easily distracted by shiny objects.
Felt like being Bad today, like an Outlaw Bad, felt like doing something illegal, so I ran through the house ripping off all the Mattress Tags..... Come and get me Coppers, but you won`t take me alive.......................
Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?
I`m not afraid of identity theft. Go ahead and enjoy being broke and having my dad call you a failure.
Money can`t buy happiness, but somehow it`s a lot better to cry in a Mercedes than it is to cry on a bike...
Golf ball sized hail wouldn`t be as destructive if we just made golf balls a lot smaller.
I dig, she digs, he digs, they dig, we dig. its not a good poem but its really deep.
"Truth or dare" should be renamed to "Interrogation or Humiliation"
Confession #156: I always prepare myself before stepping on the escalator
Laptop speakers, too quiet for music, too loud for porn.
Putting your finger on someone`s lips and saying "Shhhh... Not another word" is super-romantic. But the cops didn`t think so.
Seriously, dude...Is there a name for what`s wrong with you?
I need to find a woman that loves me for my money....but doesn`t understand math. (<>..,<>)
The trick to farting in an elevator is wearing a suit. No one ever suspects the guy in the suit.