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How to make friends: 1. Tell people you have weed.
Easy baked macaroni and cheese recipe: Boil macaroni in water.... follow the rest of the instructions on box. TADA!
I thought Row vs. Wade was Washington`s decision when he reached the Delaware.
It must be really hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest because I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet.
It`s hard to make your coffee when you haven`t had your coffee.
I`m afraid to hug fat girls....what if they`re hungry?
"10 Totally Epic Reasons Why You`re Going Straight to Hell" - 2013 version of Ten Commandments
Dyslexics of the world.. UNTIE!
my mom and I have so much in common..she doesn`t listen and niether do I :p
Google image results are like a party that starts off exactly how you expected and gets weirder the longer you stay.
I don`t have dirty mind ...I just hav a sexy imagination. ..
When I first went on the pill, I put on some weight. Which proved to be a very effective contraceptive.
Why is it when I flush the toilet in the middle of the night, I have a feeling I woke up the entire neighbourhood?
If it`s alcoholic anonymous. Why do the members stand up an in-troduce them selves?
Don`t let anyone call you an "underachiever". If they knew you, they`d know how amazing it is that you`ve managed to accomplish anything.