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Ever had sex while camping!? It`s intents!
So how many women out there think men are pigs? Gimme a show of tits!
My grocery list is just a piece of paper saying ~ don`t run into anyone you know.
I wanted to say thank you to all the people who gave me a reason to drink this Friday night.
Women`s magazines are so funny. 1: You`re beautiful and perfect just the way you are! 2: How to lose 20 pounds in 10 days.
Just ate a whole bag of chips, but it was “reduced fat” so basically it was like going to the gym.
I think people who challenge me at Words With Friends are most impressed with my vast knowledge of three letter words.
I get so tired of the same old BS...can´t I get a little BS variety?
The Four Seasons, by Facebook: Spring: LOOK FLOWERS! Summer: LOOK AT MY DASHBOARD TEMP! Fall: LOOK LEAVES! Winter: MORE DASHBOARD PICS!
The only idea worse than New Coke was brown toilet paper...
Being stuck in the`` friend zone`` is like an employer refusing you for a job and calling you to complain about the person he hired.
There`s a big difference between a mechanic and a surgeon when they work on a tranny.
I came home one day all proud as can be with my report card and said to my Mom ,Look I got a B in reading , She said that`s a D you moron !
I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them
Jingle bells johnny smells, amelia ruled the show, frankies okay, marcus is gay, little mix all the way.. HAY !!!