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I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download and install Firefox up to three times faster.
Watching a funny movie after watching a scary one too try to reduce the risk of nightmares.
Doctors and scientists agree on the benefits of an afternoon nap, yet still my boss thinks he knows better. Ridiculous.
Sometimes to much to drink is never enough
This earthquake was the first time that I`ve ever said, "it was 4.7, but felt bigger."
Christmas spirit? I`m proud to say I`ve got plenty of that. I`ve got rum, whiskey, gin, brandy, vodka and tequila.
You had me at "I hate that b!tch too".
If I owned a copy store I would only hire identical twins.
It’s like I wanna be left alone but I still want people to notice my absence, you know.
Always look both ways before crossing a woman.
If someone tells you `I love you` but you don`t feel the same way and don`t wanna make it awkward just say `I love YouTube` really really fast :)
I want the job of placing pepperoni slices on frozen pizzas, because clearly whoever has it is now has problems.
Some people just bring out the psycho in me
Having a bad day? Imagine a T-Rex trying to masturbate. you`re welcome.
Frozen water balloon fights... not a good idea.