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Hooters should start a home delivery service and call it Knockers.
“Over my dead body” doesn’t mean “no.” It means I get to do what I want and as a bonus I get to kill you.
If you live in a custom-built house that doesn’t have a secret room hidden behind a fake bookcase, then seriously what is the point?
Surgery beds are basically cutting boards for humans.
What`s the difference between "Ooooo" and "Ahhh"? About 3 inches.
Christmas trees are like boobs...the fake ones are nice to look at... But the real ones are so much better
MAY` contain nudity? Either it does or it doesn`t. DON`T WASTE MY TIME
It`s not often you see a pink poo in your bowl & realize that not everything is edible from the sex shop
I’m not getting old. I’m becoming a classic.
Just got legitimately excited when I remembered I can pay a person to drive a pizza to my house
Home is where a man hangs his hat. Unless that man is wearing a sun visor. Then he probably dosent have a home or friends..
It`s hard to be a good person when kids fit so perfectly into trash cans.
How come they didn`t call this years game the BUD bowl?
Does `virgin wool` come from sheep the shepherd hasn`t caught yet? ..just asking
Due to the rising cost of ammunition I will no longer be able to provide a warning shot. Thanks for your understanding.