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Ya Know?!?......The number of ways I could care less...... is astounding!
Just put my money where my mouth is. Pennies taste disgusting.
I feel like being that guy that gets upset when people use the term "straight A`s". "Fabulously flawless A`s" sounds much better.
Why isn’t “cheating” a relationship status on Facebook?
Is it really necessary for the first square of toilet paper to be glued down?
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
Don`t worry about old age, it doesn`t last that long.
People should have to pass an IQ test to use the internet.
Is it annoying when people answer their own questions? Yes it is. Do I wish they would stop? Absolutely.
An apple a day will keep anyone away ... if thrown hard enough.
I need a better plan of action when my phone rings than throwing it.
Half-Drunk is a waste of money.
Once you get past my charm, good looks, intelligence and my sense of humor, I think it’s my modesty that stands out.
Suddenly my prison fantasy football league just got real.
Was hating my job until I drove past a grown man dressed as a Taco on the side of the road. Thanks again Perspective