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Sometimes knowing exactly where you are does not make you any less lost.
I ate cereal for dinner because I do what I want. I`m an adult. Oh did I say adult? I meant poor. It`s because I`m poor.
What flavor is this Harlem Shake you speak of?
really vry funny
If you have ever sat in the toilet at work and wondered how long you can sit there before someone searches for you, the answer is 47 minutes
Video Game Logic: Everyone worse than me is my bitch and everyone better than me has no life.
Coffee: So I can do nothing with more energy.
I’m taking care of my procrastination issues; just you wait and see.
Holiday cards, when you care enough to let friends, family, customers & clients see how your handwriting hasn`t improved since fourth grade.
If anyone tells you, you have ADHD. Pay no attention.
The ultimate home security system is just having crappy stuff.
To avoid conversations at work, always walk with purpose and a toilet plunger.
Apparently “finders keepers” does not include expensive cars in parking lots.
Ever notice how many friends you have when you pull out a pack of gum?