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I thought we had something. You met my family, made us dinner, called me honey. Now suddenly you’re a “waitress” who was “doing her job?”
To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present....They are due back at the library today.
There is a special place in hell for people who are not ready to order when it`s their turn.
Just farted in 3 different languages! Thanks, Rosetta Stone!
To stupidity ... And beyond!!
My wife is a perfectionist but she made an exception in my case.
I react to "Someone has tagged a photo of you..." in the same way I react to a doctor saying, "Your test results came back..."
A fun thing to do is take a group picture at a party. Then leave & print it at Walgreens. Buy a frame, go back to party, & place it on the mantel at the party.
I am upping my standards.. so up yours!
From all these shows I`ve watched it seems like snipers lay down a lot of the day....I`d probably be pretty good at that job.
It`s funny how my car drives slower on the way to work, than when I`m on my way home.
Be nice to me ... I may be hot one day.
Remembering to remember is always the first thing I forget.
I just don`t get life insurance. Why would I want to give my family a financial incentive to kill me?
Moral compass? Is there an app for that?