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Nothing makes me turn off my car and start leisurely Facebooking than someone honking at me to pull out of a parking space.
I´m not cheap, but I am on special this week
There are so many scams on the Internet now these days, but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them.
Wish my husband got a check from the NFL for all the refereeing he does from his recliner...
My cardio is shopping.
I don`t care how much you like the soap. Never leave a public restroom smelling your fingers.
Hearing jokes is always 100 times funnier when you have water in your mouth.
It’s always a special moment when you finally get to hear those three words you’ve been waiting for……. “Your order’s ready.”
That sound the Ketch-up make when you squeeze out the last drop, NEVER fails in making people laugh
I`m a little ticked off, I checked a book about surgery out of the library and when I opened it up I found that someone had taken the appendix out
I bet when spiders see those fake green cob webs on Halloween they must be like "Ugh, tourists".
My diet could best be described as, "unchaperoned child at a birthday party."
Don`t take nude pics. Problem solved.
The best way to hang up on someone is to do it in the middle of your own sentence, that way they will just think you lost service.
Do girls that make duck faces in pictures walk in a V formation at the mall?