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Why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let this stupidity problem solve itself?
We have those sticky traps all around the house and I just found one moved clear across the room with all sorts of hair on it....so if anyone see`s a BALD mouse running around, it belongs to me
Dropping a can of soda and sticking it back in the fridge all shaken up for the next person to open is not nearly as funny when you live by yourself.
I`ve been spending so much time on Facebook, that I forgot the internet has porn.
Facebook is the best place to say whatever you want. If it doesn’t go over well you can just say you were hacked.
Tomorrow, I`m going to open up the time capsule I buried when I was a kid. I can`t wait to see how big my puppy got!
If you can read this please let me know – because it means I blocked the wrong person.
I never said I was better than everyone else, just better than you.
When you msg me @ 9:30am w/ just "Morning," don`t be shocked when I wait till 12:00pm & respond w/ "Noon." Seriously, what did ya expect?
You know you`re getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you`re down there.
Vegetarian is an old Native American word for bad hunter.
Absolutely is my favourite nothing to do...
I would like my FB friends to know that the opinions and comments I make on FB in no way reflect the actual thoughts, opinions or actions of me, or my family. Its all for fun. The only posts that I actually mean are the same ones you agree with.
Wanna ruin a girl’s day? Respond to her next text with “Who is this?”
You lost your phone and it`s on silent? Too bad. If you liked it then you should`ve put a ring on it.